Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves
Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls
*takes the SAT and doesn’t know any of the answers so just fills in the bubbles that correspond with all the chords from Through The Fire And Flames on Expert*
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
Wow so now my ex friend and I are civil to each other now, we actually have conversations now
NO MOM I DONT CARE IF IM WEARING A ‘BOYS’ SHIRT
LIKE HOW THE FUCK DOES A SHIRT HAVE A GENDER HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN???
so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers
Scarlet - I like you.
Teal - I’d date you.
Red - I love you
Orange - You’re cute
Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Purple - I miss you.
Blue - I want to meet you.
Lilac - I wanna fuck you
Brown - I don’t like you.
Green - I like your tumblr.
Black - I hate you
White - Delete your tumblr.
Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype