thegreatsomewhere:


translation credit to mochifever

literally same.

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

seriousjones:

*takes the SAT and doesn’t know any of the answers so just fills in the bubbles that correspond with all the chords from Through The Fire And Flames on Expert*

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

Puppy!
I felt this weird feeling in my stomach, like tension has been released

Wow so now my ex friend and I are civil to each other now, we actually have conversations now

snowstorms-and-oceans:

NO MOM I DONT CARE IF IM WEARING A ‘BOYS’ SHIRT
LIKE HOW THE FUCK DOES A SHIRT HAVE A GENDER HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN???

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

Send me a color

abrxsive:

Scarlet - I like you.

Teal - I’d date you.

Red - I love you

Orange - You’re cute

Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.

Yellow - You’re amazing.

Purple - I miss you.

Blue - I want to meet you.

Lilac - I wanna fuck you

Brown - I don’t like you.

Green - I like your tumblr.

Black - I hate you

White - Delete your tumblr.

Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype

(Source: calibore)